A new life simulation MMO game has been announced by Dank Enfant Inc titled WokeWorld. This game sets out to rid the world of the evil woke mind-virus and encapsulate players in the world they want and deserve.

We reached out to Chad Smith of Dank Enfant Inc to inquire about the game and what players can expect.

“We set out to make a game that made my team of 88 people happy to be apart in developing. The intention was to create a world full of wokeness and have players join that world. Their goal is to work together, and through their efforts, exterminate everything they deem bad like equality and empathy.”

Smith and his team focused on many things throughout development. In some cases, players can influence laws being made that change the world around them. If they don’t like the law, they can intimidate those in charge like any respectable 45-year old man covered in Cheetos who cowardly posts anonomously on the Internet would do. Another element was the idea of playing a type of character they rarely get to see in video games.

“The team and I were growing tired of playing games that only had you control women, people of other races, and someone of the LGBTQ+ community. We wanted to bring back the days of old where you can play as a straight white man like in Dead Space Remake, Wolverine, Final Fantasy XVI, Alan Wake 2, Final Fantasy VII Rebirth, Robocop: Rogue City, Atomic Heart, Sons of the Forest, Indiana Jones and the Great Circle, Resident Evil IV Remake, Star Wars Jedi: Survivor, King Arthur: Knights Tale, Hi-Fi Rush, Lies of P, Gotham Knights, and Immortals of Aveum just to name a few. Don’t even get me started on games that no longer allow you to customize a person who can be white.”

To combat these lack of titles with white playable characters, Dank Enfant Inc. is making it to where you can ONLY play as white characters. While there are NPCs that have qualities that exist in the real world like darker skin or gender-fluid individuals; it is up to the player both through gameplay and microtransactions to alter this truly unfathomable existence.

“The world at large may be opposed to NFT’s,” Smith says with a grin, “but we know how valuable they can really be. We want players to feel like this is the real world they want to live in. So we crafted this world with NFT items that they can purchase and own in their game. It’s possible no other person in the game may have it! So they want to make sure and deck out their home in WokeWorld to show just how rich and popular they really are to all the other lonely white men who may come over and complain about the next Brie Larson Captain Marvel movie.”

These are just some of the ideas planned for WokeWorld. Dank Enfant Inc teases more on the horizon as they try to fill this game with as much non-political content as possible.

“We went to one of the most diverse and tolerant locations for advice on the Internet: 8chan. They made their opinions loud and clear – all women NPCs must be young and hot (body sliders if possible including for age between 12 and 18), all relationships must be male/female – but women must be subservient to their husbands even if the husbands decide to sleep around, all vehicles must be Tesla models, a fair justice system in which players can get away with anything while black NPCs can be punished for simply existing, and so much more. They made it perfectly clear how hard the real world is for them and are totally behind shaping this one to fit their ideal society. If the real world can’t be a safe space for them, we’ll create one for them!”

WokeWorld is set to release on December 24, 2024.